MovieoftheDay

I reviewed Tenet because it was one of the first movies to be released during 2020's pandemic, so I figured it was probably symbolic. Hmm.

Let's get one thing straight. I tried. I really did. But this movie sucked. It was so far beyond my comprehension that I am unable to retell it to you. I'd have to understand the movie to be able to retell it in any kind of comedic way… so, yeah - nup.

The best I can do is this:

Some guy is recruited by fucked-if-I-know to stop a super villain from ending the world, using some kind of time-machine-like tech. There are a few car chases, some shoot outs, people going backwards and forwards - talking backwards and forwards - and ultimately, the movie ends.

Best that I can do.