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Tenet (2020)

These Movie Re-tellings are M15+ | You could get offended, there will be spoilers throughout and I may not fact check

Tenet a Movie Review by Movie of the Day

Reviewed: January 2021 - Foxtel

Genre:    Action|Sci-Fi
Rated:    M
Director: Christopher Nolan
Starring: John David Washington, Kenneth Branagh, Robert Pattinson, Elizabeth Debicki

I reviewed Tenet because it was one of the first movies to be released during 2020's pandemic, so I figured it was probably symbolic. Hmm.

Let's get one thing straight. I tried. I really did. But this movie sucked. It was so far beyond my comprehension that I am unable to retell it to you. I'd have to understand the movie to be able to retell it in any kind of comedic way… so, yeah - nup.

The best I can do is this:

Some guy is recruited by fucked-if-I-know to stop a super villain from ending the world, using some kind of time-machine-like tech. There are a few car chases, some shoot outs, people going backwards and forwards - talking backwards and forwards - and ultimately, the movie ends.

Best that I can do.

Fun Fact: John David Washington is Denzel Washington's son!

My Rating:

OMFG!!

Awesome!

Meh

WTFWT???

I am VEXED!!

Why?