These Movie Re-tellings are M15+ | You could get offended, there will be spoilers throughout and I may not fact check
Reviewed: January 2021 - Foxtel
Director: Christopher Nolan
Starring: John David Washington, Kenneth Branagh, Robert Pattinson, Elizabeth Debicki
I reviewed Tenet because it was one of the first movies to be released during 2020's pandemic, so I figured it was probably symbolic. Hmm.
Let's get one thing straight. I tried. I really did. But this movie sucked. It was so far beyond my comprehension that I am unable to retell it to you. I'd have to understand the movie to be able to retell it in any kind of comedic way… so, yeah - nup.
The best I can do is this:
Some guy is recruited by fucked-if-I-know to stop a super villain from ending the world, using some kind of time-machine-like tech. There are a few car chases, some shoot outs, people going backwards and forwards - talking backwards and forwards - and ultimately, the movie ends.
Best that I can do.
Fun Fact: John David Washington is Denzel Washington's son!